Why Holidaymakers Are Ditching the Sports Bar for a Night with Lanzarote’s Favourite Diva

How many nights have you wasted in a sticky-floored sports bar watching a match you do not care about, simply because you did not know what else to do? Too many. The answer is too many.

Well, no more. Guapatini’s Showbar in Puerto del Carmen has become the must-visit destination for holidaymakers who want actual memories, not just a fuzzy recollection of overpriced lager and someone’s argument about offside rules.

The Contessa Guapatini is the hostess with the mostest, and the undisputed ruler of this glittering little corner of Lanzarote. The show is performed entirely in English, so no worries about missing the punchlines. And the punchlines come thick and fast. Between the show stopping songs, the costume changes, and the kind of comedy that makes you snort your drink (in a good way), you will wonder why you ever settled for anything less.

Being located in Puerto del Carmen, the busiest and most popular resort in Lanzarote, means Guapatini’s is perfectly placed for your holiday night out. Whether you are staying in the old town, along the strip, or further afield, this is the easiest journey you will make all week. And easily the most rewarding.

The TripAdvisor rankings do not lie. Top of the lists. Glowing review after glowing review. Visitors from everywhere saying the same thing. “Best night of our holiday.” “Why did we not find this sooner?” “Can we come back tomorrow?”

Tickets are moving quickly.

Ticket prices: Adults €20, Children (14 and Under) €15, Residents €16.50 (save 15% on normal show tickets. Must show ID on arrival. Max 4 tickets)
Doors Open 8pm, Show Starts 9pm, Performed in English
Address: Ground Floor Centro Atlántico, Avenida de las Playas, Puerto Del Carmen, Lanzarote (opposite BETTY BOOPS Karaoke)
Shows every Wednesday, Friday, Saturday & Sunday
Only card payments accepted for booking & also at the bar

🎟️ Book Now – Shows fill up fast! Secure your spot: https://guapatini.com/