Selling Fast! The Puerto del Carmen Show That Has Everyone Raving

There is a particular kind of magic that happens when a performer truly loves what they do. You cannot fake it. You cannot manufacture it. And you certainly cannot buy it in a gift shop next to a fridge magnet shaped like a cactus.

Guapatini’s Showbar has that magic in spades. The Contessa Guapatini, that fabulous creature of sequins and mystery, has created a show that feels less like a ticketed event and more like being invited to the best party on the island. And everyone is talking about it.

Let us talk about those reviews. We are talking about virtually all five stars. We are talking about TripAdvisor rankings that make other venues weep with envy. We are talking about holidaymakers who see the show on a Wednesday and come back on Friday with friends they dragged along the second time.

The showbar itself is intimate, which means every seat feels like a VIP spot. Table service is included, so you do not have to miss a single high kick or punchline while queuing at the bar. The atmosphere is electric, the laughs are genuine, and the talent is undeniable. Paul Burnham, the man behind the Contessa, brings decades of West End and television experience to the stage. But the show never feels like a lecture on showbiz. It feels like a celebration.

Being located in the C.C Atlantico on Avenida de las Playas means you cannot miss it. Look for the glitter, follow the laughter, and prepare for one of the best nights out in Puerto del Carmen.

But seriously. Selling fast means selling fast. Do not be the one left reading these reviews from your hotel room on your last night, wondering what might have been.

Ticket prices: Adults €20, Children (14 and Under) €15, Residents €16.50 (save 15% on normal show tickets. Must show ID on arrival. Max 4 tickets)
Doors Open 8pm, Show Starts 9pm, Performed in English
Address: Ground Floor Centro Atlántico, Avenida de las Playas, Puerto Del Carmen, Lanzarote (opposite BETTY BOOPS Karaoke)
Shows every Wednesday, Friday, Saturday & Sunday
Only card payments accepted for booking & also at the bar

🎟️ Book Now – Shows fill up fast! Secure your spot: https://guapatini.com/