Your Puerto del Carmen Holiday Isn’t Complete Without This…

You’ve baked on the beach, you’ve explored Timanfaya, and you’ve sampled the local vino. But have you experienced the night out that every holidaymaker in Puerto del Carmen is talking about?

Forget stuffy theatres; this is an intimate, sparkling venue where the fabulous Contessa Guapatini holds court. It’s cheeky, side-splittingly funny, and packed with show-stopping musical numbers that will have you cheering for more. The reviews say it all: “best night of our holiday,” “absolute must-see,” and “we’re coming back next year!” With such word-of-mouth, it’s no wonder shows are frequently selling out.

A heads-up for glitter enthusiasts: our hostess with the mostess is scheduling some essential foot therapy. Our sequin-slinging siren Guapatini will be locked in a gritty pumice showdown with her bunions from Feb 2-12, 2026. Mark your calendar: no shows on Wed Feb 4, Fri Feb 6, Sun Feb 8, or Wed Feb 11 2026. She’ll return reinvigorated, just in time for a brand new show night! Yes, due to overwhelming applause, an extra Saturday show will be added to the schedule from March 2026.

Tickets: Adults €20, Children (14 and Under): €15, Residents €16.50 (save 15%. Must show ID on arrival. Max 4 tickets).
Opening Times: Doors Open 8pm, Show Starts 9pm. Performed in English.
Location: Ground Floor Centro Atlántico, Avenida Las Playas, Puerto Del Carmen (opposite BETTY BOOPS Karaoke).
Show Nights: Every Wednesday, Friday & Sunday. (New Saturday shows begin March 2026!).

🎟️ Book Now – Shows fill up fast! Secure your spot: https://guapatini.com/