You Asked, The Contessa Listened: Guapatini’s Adds an Extra Show Night in March

There is a phenomenon happening in Puerto del Carmen, and it goes by the name of Guapatini. The demand for Lanzarote’s most talked-about night out has reached fever pitch, leaving the fabulous Contessa with only one option: to give the people more of what they want.

Starting this month (March 2026), Guapatini’s Showbar is adding an extra performance to their weekly line-up. That’s right, you can now catch the sequin-soaked spectacle not only on Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday, but on Saturdays too. They’ve had to bolt on another night just to keep up with the sheer volume of people desperate to get a slice of the action.

It makes sense when you think about it. Where else can you get a show that blends powerhouse vocals, side-splitting comedy, and more glitter than a craft shop explosion? It’s a high-energy, feel-good rollercoaster that appeals to couples, families, and groups of friends alike.

So, if your holiday dates fall over a weekend, you’re now in luck. The Contessa has cleared her busy schedule of counting jewels and perfecting one-liners just for you. But don’t let that new Saturday date fool you into complacency. With a reputation like hers, those new seats are going to vanish just as fast as the old ones. If you want to secure your spot for the island’s most fabulous night out, you need to move fast, darling.

Fabulousness is in high demand!

Due to the shows selling out faster than a cold beer on a hot day, the Contessa is looking for a co-star. I’m on the hunt for a gorgeous male singer in his 20s or early 30s to join me. You need to be English-speaking, charming, and able to hold a tune. As the business grows and we look to add even more nights, this diva can’t do it all alone five times a week. If you’re a young man already living in Lanzarote (or planning to move here) and fancy earning some great money, don’t go down to the harbour looking for work.

Come and see the Contessa instead.

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Key Information:

Ticket prices: Adults €20, Children (14 and Under): €15, Residents €13.50 (save 15% on our normal show tickets (Must show ID on arrival) (Max 4 tickets)).
Doors Open 8pm, Show Starts 9pm, Performed in English.
Address: Ground Floor Centro Atlántico, Avenida Las Playas Puerto Del Carmen Lanzarote (opposite BETTY BOOPS Karaoke).
Shows every Wednesday, Friday & Sunday (now inc. new Saturday shows, starting this month March 2026.)
Only card payments accepted for booking & also at the bar.

🎟️ Book Now – Shows fill up fast! Secure your spot: https://guapatini.com/