Forget the guided tours, darling! The hottest ticket in Lanzarote isn’t a volcano – it’s a Contessa. Discover why Guapatini’s Showbar is the must-see experience that’s beating the odds and stealing the spotlight.
Let’s be honest, when you think of Lanzarote’s top attractions, you probably think of Timanfaya’s fire, César Manrique’s genius, or the stunning Papagayo beaches. But a new force of nature has erupted onto the scene, and she’s wearing significantly higher heels.
Guapatini’s Showbar has officially shimmied its way into the Top 10 Things to Do in Lanzarote on TripAdvisor, soaring past over 1,000 other activities. And how long did it take this fabulous feat? Mere months, darling!
The mastermind behind the mascara, Paul Burnham, has worked his magic, transforming a night in Puerto del Carmen into an unmissable spectacle of glitz, glamour, and gut-busting comedy. This isn’t just a show; it’s a sequin-soaked, high-kicking tsunami of fun that has audiences leaving with smiles brighter than the stage lights.
“We’re over the moon, but quite frankly, not surprised,” the Contessa Guapatini was heard whispering from her dressing room. “The volcanoes are magnificent, but do they sing a power ballad and tell a cheeky joke? I think not.”
Ready to see what all the fuss is about? Book your VIP night of fabulousness at www.guapatini.com. Shows are Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday. Doors at 8 pm, because glamour is always on time.
With rave reviews pouring in, Guapatini’s is a must-visit in Puerto del Carmen. Whether you’re a first-timer or a returning fan, this is one night out you won’t want to miss.
📍 Where to Find the Fun: Centro Atlantico, Av. De las Playas, Local 37, Puerto del Carmen
🎟️ Book Now – Shows fill up fast! Secure your spot: https://guapatini.com/
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Don’t just take our word for it – join the party that everyone’s talking about! 🥂✨
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