Forget Boring Holiday Nights, Lanzarote’s Most Fabulous Diva is Calling Your Name

If your idea of a good night out involves more than just a quiet pint and staring at your phone, have we got the remedy for you. Tucked away in the heart of Puerto del Carmen is a little slice of sequinned fabulousness that is quickly becoming the stuff of holiday legend.

We’re talking, of course, about Guapatini’s Showbar. This isn’t just someone getting up to do a few karaoke numbers. This is a full-throttle, high-kicking, power-ballad-belting extravaganza that grabs you by the senses and doesn’t let go.

Hosted by the one and only Contessa Guapatini, the evening is a whirlwind of razor-sharp wit, powerhouse vocals, and costume changes that have to be seen to be believed. It’s the kind of professional West End-level performance that feels like a bit of a secret, tucked away on a sunny holiday island. The room is intimate, meaning you’re not just a face in the crowd; you’re a VIP guest at the Contessa’s personal party.

And while the man behind the makeup, Paul Burnham, brings decades of showbiz experience to the stage, the real star of the night is the atmosphere. It’s cheeky, it’s glamorous, and it’s an absolute riot from start to finish. If you’re looking for one of the best nights out in Puerto del Carmen, look no further. Just be warned, the rave reviews are pouring in and tables are filling up fast.

Key Information:

Ticket prices: Adults €20, Children (14 and Under): €15, Residents €13.50 (save 15% on our normal show tickets (Must show ID on arrival) (Max 4 tickets)).
Doors Open 8pm, Show Starts 9pm, Performed in English.
Address: Ground Floor Centro Atlántico, Avenida Las Playas Puerto Del Carmen Lanzarote (opposite BETTY BOOPS Karaoke).
Shows every Wednesday, Friday & Sunday (now inc. new Saturday shows, starting this month March 2026.)
Only card payments accepted for booking & also at the bar.

🎟️ Book Now – Shows fill up fast! Secure your spot: https://guapatini.com/