Sorry, John Malkovich, Lanzarote’s Biggest Star is in Heels! Meet the Man Behind Guapatini

Ever wondered about the man behind the Contessa? Meet Paul Burnham, the seasoned pro whose career spans West End stages, Hollywood films, and CBBC, and who now brings you Lanzarote’s top-rated night out.

Behind every great diva is an even greater talent. While the Contessa Guapatini may claim a mysterious past involving a Count and a stash of jewels, the man who brings her to life is a showbiz veteran whose resume is almost as sparkling as her gowns.

Paul Burnham is the heart, soul, and incredible voice behind the icon. This isn’t some amateur hour; this is a performer who cut his teeth on the prestigious stages of London’s West End, shared the screen with acting heavyweights like John Malkovich, and even hosted his own show on Children’s BBC for two years.

So, what brings a performer of this calibre to a showbar in Puerto del Carmen? A passion for pure, unadulterated entertainment. Paul has channeled a lifetime of professional experience into creating Guapatini—a character brimming with warmth, humour, and jaw-dropping talent.

This pedigree is exactly why the show feels so polished and professional. The comedy is sharp because Paul’s timing is impeccable. The singing gives you chills because he’s a genuine vocalist. It’s this combination of high-class skill and down-to-earth fun that has audiences and TripAdvisor reviewers raving.

Experience a true master at work. See the magic of Paul Burnham and Guapatini for yourself. Book your tickets for a Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday spectacular!

With rave reviews pouring in, Guapatini’s is a must-visit in Puerto del Carmen. Whether you’re a first-timer or a returning fan, this is one night out you won’t want to miss.

📍 Where to Find the Fun: Centro Atlantico, Av. De las Playas, Local 37, Puerto del Carmen
🎟️ Book Now – Shows fill up fast! Secure your spot: https://guapatini.com/