Not every evening in Lanzarote has to end in the same bars. One Puerto del Carmen venue offers visitors a chance to enjoy live entertainment with plenty of personality.
Every holiday has that one evening everyone keeps talking about long after the suitcases have been unpacked. The one full of unexpected laughs, brilliant entertainment and memories that somehow get even funnier on the flight home.
If you’re looking for that night in Lanzarote, Guapatini’s Show Bar might just fit the bill.
Forget standing three rows deep at the bar or watching a show from the back of a packed room. Here, the atmosphere is intimate, the drinks come to your table and the star of the evening is never more than a few steps away.
The Contessa Guapatini sweeps onto the stage in a whirlwind of sparkle, serving up live vocals, razor-sharp comedy and enough costume changes to keep everyone guessing what could possibly appear next. It’s camp, classy and gloriously over the top in all the right ways.
Behind the lashes and glitter is experienced entertainer Paul Burnham, whose years on stage shine through every performance. The comedy is quick, the music is live and the audience is very much part of the adventure. Don’t worry though — the jokes are cheeky rather than crude, so everyone can simply relax and enjoy the ride.
Whether you’re marking a birthday, celebrating an anniversary, organising a hen night or just fancy swapping another pub for something with a bit more sparkle, it’s an evening designed to leave people smiling.
Shows take place every Wednesday, Friday and Sunday, with doors opening at 8pm before the 9pm performance. Running for around two hours and twenty minutes, the show is performed entirely in English and welcomes guests from all over the world.
After all, holidays are made for trying something different… and sometimes that something comes wearing six-inch heels and a wardrobe full of sequins.
- Ticket prices: Adults €20, Children (14 and Under) €15, Residents €13.50 (save over 30% on normal show tickets. Must show ID on arrival. Max 4 tickets)
- Doors Open 8pm (we advise getting there with time to spare), Show Starts 9pm, Performed in English
- Address: Ground Floor Centro Atlántico, Avenida de las Playas, Puerto Del Carmen, Lanzarote (opposite BETTY BOOPS Karaoke)
- Shows every Wednesday, Friday & Sunday
- Only card payments accepted for booking & also at the bar
🎟️ Book Now – Shows fill up fast! Secure your spot: https://guapatini.com/

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