A Diva, a Legend, a Night of Non-Stop Glitter

Some legends are carved from stone. This one is sewn from sequins and powered by pure charisma. The Contessa Guapatini is more than a performer; she’s an institution, and her fabulous venue in Puerto del Carmen is where the magic happens nightly.

This is cabaret, but not as you know it. It’s a family-friendly riot of glamour, gags, and glorious entertainment that has earned its spot at the summit of Lanzarote’s must-do lists.

While the man behind the mascara, Paul Burnham, brings decades of West End and screen pedigree, the spotlight rightfully belongs to the Contessa. She’s the star of this particular show, a whirlwind of wit and song that connects directly with the audience. The result? A room buzzing with joy and a TripAdvisor page glowing with five-star testimonials. They don’t call it one of the best nights out in Puerto del Carmen for nothing.

A brief intermission from the fabulousness is required. Our sequin-slinging siren Guapatini will be locked in a gritty pumice showdown with her bunions from Feb 2-12, 2026. Therefore, the stage will be dark on Wed Feb 4, Fri Feb 6, Sun Feb 8, and Wed Feb 11 2026. But good news travels fast! The demand has been so incredible that from March 2026, you can catch her fabulousness on Saturdays too!

Tickets: Adults €20, Children (14 and Under): €15, Residents €16.50 (save 15%. Must show ID on arrival. Max 4 tickets).
Opening Times: Doors Open 8pm, Show Starts 9pm. Performed in English.
Location: Ground Floor Centro Atlántico, Avenida Las Playas, Puerto Del Carmen (opposite BETTY BOOPS Karaoke).
Show Nights: Every Wednesday, Friday & Sunday. (New Saturday shows begin March 2026!).

🎟️ Book Now – Shows fill up fast! Secure your spot: https://guapatini.com/