Holidaymakers searching for a memorable evening in Puerto del Carmen are discovering that one of the resort’s intimate venues is delivering some of its biggest laughs.
As the summer crowds begin to settle into the more relaxed pace of autumn, many visitors to Puerto del Carmen are looking for something beyond another evening of bars and restaurants. They’re finding themselves at Guapatini’s Show Bar, where laughter, live music and plenty of sparkle combine to create a night that’s unlike anything else on the island.
Hosted by The Contessa Guapatini – the glamorous alter ego of entertainer Paul Burnham – each performance blends live singing, outrageous comedy, dazzling costumes and quick-fire audience interaction in a show that keeps people laughing from start to finish.
Cheeky without ever becoming crude, the performances appeal to couples, groups of friends, families celebrating special occasions and holidaymakers simply looking for an unforgettable evening.
Performances take place every Wednesday, Friday and Sunday, with doors opening at 8pm before the show begins at 9pm. Presented entirely in English, audiences from all nationalities are welcomed for an evening lasting around two hours and twenty minutes.
SOLD OUT SHOWS
The Contessa’s hard work has been paying off. Her shows were fully booked throughout July & August, months that are notoriously difficult to fill for independent venues. There’s 5-star reviews aplenty on TripAdvisor and many visitors say that it’s their new go-to for nighttime entertainment in Puerto del Carmen! So if you’re thinking about seeing her in action, early booking is advised.
- Ticket prices: Adults €20, Children (14 and Under) €15, Residents €13.50 (save over 30% on normal show tickets. Must show ID on arrival. Max 4 tickets)
- Doors Open 8pm (we advise getting there with time to spare), Show Starts 9pm, Performed in English
- Address: Ground Floor Centro Atlántico, Avenida de las Playas, Puerto Del Carmen, Lanzarote (opposite BETTY BOOPS Karaoke)
- Shows every Wednesday, Friday & Sunday
- Only card payments accepted for booking & also at the bar
🎟️ Book Now – Shows fill up fast! Secure your spot: https://guapatini.com/
THE CONTESSA WANTS YOU!
This autumn also marks the beginning of an exciting new chapter for the venue. Following the continued success of The Contessa Guapatini Show, plans are underway to develop a brand-new production, and the search is beginning for a talented young male singer in his 20s to join the cast.
Applicants should have a strong singing voice, plenty of personality and confidence performing in English. The role will initially involve around two performances each week alongside The Contessa at the busy Puerto del Carmen show bar. While versatility across musical styles is welcomed, charisma and stage presence are considered just as important as vocal ability.
Anyone resident in Lanzarote and legally entitled to work in Spain who feels they have that special spark is invited to email guapatinis2@icloud.com with details about themselves, together with short videos performing both an emotional song and something upbeat and theatrical.
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Don’t just take our word for it – join the party that everyone’s talking about! 🥂✨
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