August Nights in Puerto del Carmen Deserve a Little More Sparkle

Beach days are easy. Finding a night you’ll still be laughing about long after your tan fades is another story. This August, Puerto del Carmen’s busiest weeks are bringing packed venues, buzzing nightlife and plenty of reasons to book your evening plans early.

By the time August arrives, Puerto del Carmen is in full holiday mode.

The beaches are buzzing, the restaurants are full and the promenade stays lively long after the sun goes down. It’s the time of year when visitors quickly discover that the best nights out don’t always happen by accident – they’re usually the ones booked in advance.

For anyone looking to swap “just another drink” for an evening packed with laughter, live music and unapologetic fabulousness, Guapatini’s Show Bar has become one of those holiday discoveries people love telling their friends about when they get home.

Forget sitting quietly in the corner. From the moment the dazzling Contessa Guapatini takes to the stage, the evening becomes a whirlwind of powerhouse vocals, outrageous comedy, glamorous costumes and enough sequins to rival the Canary Islands sunshine.

The woman behind the lashes may claim to be a mysterious Contessa who kept the title after misplacing the Count, but behind the fabulous persona is West End performer Paul Burnham, whose decades on stage shine through every performance.

The humour is cheeky but never crude, making it an evening that welcomes couples, families, groups celebrating birthdays or hen nights, and anyone who simply enjoys a good laugh.

Table service means guests can settle in without missing a moment, while the intimate setting makes every seat feel close to the action. Blink and you might become part of it.

With Puerto del Carmen enjoying its busiest weeks of the summer, popular August performances are booking up quickly. Guapatini performs every Wednesday, Friday and Sunday, and advance booking is recommended for anyone hoping to add a little glitter to their holiday itinerary.

Ticket prices: Adults €20, Children (14 and Under) €15, Residents €13.50 (save over 30% on normal show tickets. Must show ID on arrival. Max 4 tickets)
Doors Open 8pm (we advise getting there with time to spare), Show Starts 9pm, Performed in English
Address: Ground Floor Centro Atlántico, Avenida de las Playas, Puerto Del Carmen, Lanzarote (opposite BETTY BOOPS Karaoke)
Shows every Wednesday, Friday & Sunday
Only card payments accepted for booking & also at the bar

🎟️ Book Now – Shows fill up fast! Secure your spot: https://guapatini.com/