Fancy a Night of Side-Splitting Laughter? Meet Puerto del Carmen’s Most Fabulous Diva

Guapatini’s Showbar brings live vocals, cheeky humour and spectacular drag cabaret to Lanzarote, with an intimate atmosphere that puts guests right in the middle of the fun.

There are plenty of ways to spend an evening in Puerto del Carmen, but not all of them involve a towering wig, a glittering gown and a performer who can have an audience laughing before the next song has even begun.

For visitors wanting a genuinely different night out this winter, Guapatini’s Showbar offers a combination of live singing, outrageous comedy and unapologetic cabaret glamour. It is lively, mischievous and gloriously theatrical — with a sense of humour that knows exactly where the line is and enjoys dancing along it.

The star of the show is the Contessa Guapatini, the sequinned creation of entertainer Paul Burnham. With a background spanning London’s West End, television and international performance, Burnham brings years of stage experience to his larger-than-life alter ego.

The result is a show built around personality as much as performance. Big vocals meet quick-fire comedy, extravagant costumes accompany cheeky observations, and the audience becomes part of an evening that is rarely short of a surprise.Located in Centro Atlántico in Puerto del Carmen, the venue offers a closer connection between performer and audience than a conventional large-scale production. Table service means guests can enjoy their drinks without missing the action, while the welcoming atmosphere makes it a natural choice for couples, groups of friends and celebrations.

Shows are now performed every Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday and Sunday, with doors opening at 8pm and the entertainment beginning at 9pm.

• Ticket prices: Adults €20, Children (14 and Under) €15, Residents €13.50 (save over 30% on normal show tickets. Must show ID on arrival. Max 4 tickets)
• Doors Open 8pm (we advise getting there with time to spare), Show Starts 9pm, Performed in English
• Address: Ground Floor Centro Atlántico, Avenida de las Playas, Puerto Del Carmen, Lanzarote (opposite BETTY BOOPS Karaoke)
• Shows every Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday & Sunday
• Only card payments accepted for booking & also at the bar

🎟️ Book Now – Shows fill up fast! Secure your spot: https://guapatini.com/

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THE CONTESSA WANTS YOU!

As excitement continues to grow, Guapatini’s is also searching for a new cast member to appear alongside The Contessa in an upcoming production. The venue hopes to find a charismatic young male singer in his 20s with an excellent singing voice, stage presence and a personality capable of connecting with audiences night after night.

Those with experience across pop, musical theatre or other vocal styles are encouraged to apply, although personality remains the biggest priority. Applicants need to live in Lanzarote, be legally entitled to work in Spain and should email guapatinis2@icloud.com with information about themselves plus short videos performing both an emotional song and something lively.

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