The Show That Has Everyone In Puerto del Carmen Talking

There is a buzz around Puerto del Carmen at the moment, and it has nothing to do with the waves. It’s coming from a small, glittering showbar on the Avenida de las Playas, where the Contessa Guapatini is doing what she does best: stealing the spotlight and refusing to give it back.

Guapatini’s Showbar has quietly become the must see attraction in the resort. Check TripAdvisor. Go on, we’ll wait. See all those five star reviews? See it sitting pretty at the top of various Lanzarote lists? That’s not luck. That’s the result of a world class performer delivering a high energy, cheeky, and utterly fabulous night out, multiple times a week.

The format is simple. Doors open at 8pm. You grab your seat, table service is included, and you settle in. At 9pm, the Contessa takes over. What follows is a glorious mix of powerhouse vocals, razor sharp wit, and costumes that look like they cost more than your flight. It’s performed in English, but the laughter translates into every language.

A quick warning. The venue is intimate by design, which means tickets are limited. The shows on Wednesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday are regularly selling out, so turning up on the night is a gamble you will likely lose. Book ahead, pay by card (the only method they accept for bookings and at the bar), and prepare for a night that will absolutely be the highlight of your Lanzarote holiday.

Key Information:

Ticket Prices: Adults €20 / Children (14 and Under) €15 / Residents €16.50 (save 15% on normal show tickets, must show ID on arrival, max 4 tickets)
Doors Open: 8pm / Show Starts: 9pm / Performed in English
Address: Ground Floor Centro Atlántico, Avenida de las Playas, Puerto Del Carmen (opposite BETTY BOOPS Karaoke)
Show Days: Wednesday, Friday, Saturday & Sunday
Payment: Only card payments accepted for booking and at the bar

🎟️ Book Now – Shows fill up fast! Secure your spot: https://guapatini.com/