The One Night Out You Won’t Forget in Puerto del Carmen

Let’s be honest. Holiday nights out can be a bit of a gamble. You either end up in a sports bar watching the Premier League or at a karaoke night where someone butchers Wonderwall. Boring. Predictable. Not fabulous.

Then there’s Guapatini’s Showbar in the heart of Puerto del Carmen. And darling, this is a different beast entirely.

Tucked away on the Avenida de las Playas, this glitter-drenched hideaway is home to Lanzarote’s most beloved diva: the Contessa Guapatini. We’re not talking about a quiet drink and a polite chat. We’re talking powerhouse vocals, costumes that weigh more than your suitcase, and a level of cheeky comedy that lands just right (naughty? Maybe a wink. Crude? Never.)

The reviews speak for themselves. We’re talking a wall-to-wall collection of five-star raves on TripAdvisor, with Guapatini’s sitting right at the top of various Lanzarote lists. Visitors don’t just recommend this show. They demand you go.

And here’s the kicker. The venue is intimate. Every seat feels like a VIP perch. That also means shows are selling out faster than sunbeds on a July morning. If you’re staying in Puerto del Carmen, you have absolutely no excuse to miss what is widely considered one of the best nights out in the resort.

Key Information:

Ticket Prices: Adults €20 / Children (14 and Under) €15 / Residents €16.50 (save 15% on normal show tickets, must show ID on arrival, max 4 tickets)
Doors Open: 8pm / Show Starts: 9pm / Performed in English
Address: Ground Floor Centro Atlántico, Avenida de las Playas, Puerto Del Carmen (opposite BETTY BOOPS Karaoke)
Show Days: Wednesday, Friday, Saturday & Sunday
Payment: Only card payments accepted for booking and at the bar

🎟️ Book Now – Shows fill up fast! Secure your spot: https://guapatini.com/