Five Star Reviews, Sequins, and Sold Out Signs – Why Guapatini’s is Top of the List

You know that feeling when you scroll through TripAdvisor looking for something to do, and you see the same place dominating every single category? That’s Guapatini’s Showbar. It’s not just a cabaret. It’s a phenomenon in Lanzarote, and it’s hiding in plain sight in Puerto del Carmen.

The Contessa Guapatini (a mysterious lady who keeps her past under wraps but her jewels firmly on display) has created something rather special. Forget what you think you know about drag shows. This is West End calibre performance wrapped in a sparkling, hilarious, family friendly package. Well, family friendly with a wink and a nudge for the adults.

The reviews are amazing. Page after page of holidaymakers calling it the absolute highlight of their trip. “Best night in Lanzarote.” “Book it now.” “Why didn’t we go twice?” When you see a show sitting at the top of TripAdvisor lists on an island full of entertainment options, you pay attention.

And people are paying attention. The Wednesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday shows are filling up fast. The venue is cosy, the table service is included, and the laughs are nonstop. Whether you’re a first timer or a returning fan, the Contessa will treat you like royalty. Just don’t sit in the front row if you’re shy.

Key Information:

Ticket Prices: Adults €20 / Children (14 and Under) €15 / Residents €16.50 (save 15% on normal show tickets, must show ID on arrival, max 4 tickets)
Doors Open: 8pm / Show Starts: 9pm / Performed in English
Address: Ground Floor Centro Atlántico, Avenida de las Playas, Puerto Del Carmen (opposite BETTY BOOPS Karaoke)
Show Days: Wednesday, Friday, Saturday & Sunday
Payment: Only card payments accepted for booking and at the bar

🎟️ Book Now – Shows fill up fast! Secure your spot: https://guapatini.com/