The Outrageously Funny night out everyone’s talking about in Puerto del Carmen

Holidaymakers are packing out Guapatini’s Show Bar so quickly that an extra weekly show has just been added.

If you’re wandering around Puerto del Carmen wondering where to spend an evening that doesn’t involve the same old karaoke bars or tribute acts, there’s one venue that’s become the talk of the resort.

Now demand has become so strong that the intimate cabaret venue has announced an extra weekly performance, with Tuesday nights joining the existing Wednesday, Friday and Sunday shows.

Unlike other venues, Guapatini’s offers something fabulously different. Every guest enjoys table service throughout the evening, creating the feel of an exclusive cabaret rather than a packed theatre.

At the centre of it all is The Contessa Guapatini, the larger-than-life creation of West End performer Paul Burnham. The show combines live vocals, outrageous comedy, dazzling costumes and quick-fire audience interaction that keeps every performance feeling fresh.

It’s cheeky without crossing the line, glamorous without taking itself too seriously, and packed with the kind of laugh-out-loud moments that become stories long after the holiday has ended.

The venue’s popularity has also seen it climb to the number one nightlife attraction on TripAdvisor in Puerto del Carmen, making advance booking increasingly important, particularly during the busy autumn season.

Ticket prices: Adults €20, Children (14 and Under) €15, Residents €13.50 (save over 30% on normal show tickets. Must show ID on arrival. Max 4 tickets)
Doors Open 8pm (we advise getting there with time to spare), Show Starts 9pm, Performed in English
Address: Ground Floor Centro Atlántico, Avenida de las Playas, Puerto Del Carmen, Lanzarote (opposite BETTY BOOPS Karaoke)
Shows every Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday & Sunday
Only card payments accepted for booking & also at the bar

🎟️ Book Now – Shows fill up fast! Secure your spot: https://guapatini.com/

THE CONTESSA WANTS YOU!

As excitement continues to grow, Guapatini’s is also searching for a new cast member to appear alongside The Contessa in an upcoming production. The venue hopes to find a charismatic young male singer in his 20s with an excellent singing voice, stage presence and a personality capable of connecting with audiences night after night.

Those with experience across pop, musical theatre or other vocal styles are encouraged to apply, although personality remains the biggest priority. Applicants need to live in Lanzarote, be legally entitled to work in Spain and should email guapatinis2@icloud.com with information about themselves plus short videos performing both an emotional song and something lively.