Side-Splitting Comedy, Spectacular Songs and One Fabulous Diva Await in Puerto del Carmen

Visitors looking for a fun-filled evening this autumn can swap ordinary nightlife for an unforgettable cabaret experience packed with laughter.

Not every evening out needs flashing lights and packed dance floors. Sometimes all it takes is one extraordinary performer, a room full of laughter and a little theatrical magic.

That’s exactly what audiences find at Guapatini’s Show Bar in Puerto del Carmen, where The Contessa Guapatini delivers a lively mix of live vocals, comedy and glamorous cabaret several nights each week.

The show has built a loyal following thanks to its brilliance. With the audience only a few metres from the stage, every guest becomes part of the evening.

The Contessa’s quick wit, outrageous humour and impressive singing are matched by eye-catching costumes and plenty of playful audience interaction. While the show has a cheeky edge, it remains family-friendly and focuses on classic entertainment rather than shock value.

Guests can enjoy table service throughout the performance, making it easy to relax while the evening unfolds. Doors open at 8pm every Wednesday, Friday and Sunday, with the show beginning at 9pm.

SOLD OUT SHOWS

The Contessa’s hard work has been paying off. Her shows were fully booked throughout July & August, months that are notoriously difficult to fill for independent venues. There’s 5-star reviews aplenty on TripAdvisor and many visitors say that it’s their new go-to for nighttime entertainment in Puerto del Carmen! So if you’re thinking about seeing her in action, early booking is advised.

Ticket prices: Adults €20, Children (14 and Under) €15, Residents €13.50 (save over 30% on normal show tickets. Must show ID on arrival. Max 4 tickets)
Doors Open 8pm (we advise getting there with time to spare), Show Starts 9pm, Performed in English
Address: Ground Floor Centro Atlántico, Avenida de las Playas, Puerto Del Carmen, Lanzarote (opposite BETTY BOOPS Karaoke)
Shows every Wednesday, Friday & Sunday
Only card payments accepted for booking & also at the bar

🎟️ Book Now – Shows fill up fast! Secure your spot: https://guapatini.com/

THE CONTESSA WANTS YOU!

Behind the scenes, preparations are already underway for an exciting new production, and Guapatini’s is hoping to discover a fresh face to join the cast. The venue is looking for a young male singer in his 20s with a powerful voice, confidence performing in English and the kind of personality that lights up a room.

Experience across pop, musical theatre or Broadway-style performances would be welcomed, but the search is very much about finding the right performer rather than someone who fits every requirement perfectly.

Applicants must be resident in Lanzarote, legally able to work in Spain and should email guapatinis2@icloud.com with details about themselves, together with two short singing videos — one emotional and one upbeat.