Holidaymakers can’t stop laughing at this live show

After a day on the beach or exploring the island, many visitors are choosing live entertainment over another night in the same bars and restaurants.

Every regular visitor to Lanzarote has that place they insist on returning to. Sometimes it’s a favourite beach, sometimes it’s the restaurant that knows their order before they’ve even sat down.

For plenty of holidaymakers, it’s also a date with the Contessa.

Guapatini’s Show Bar has earned a loyal following by offering the kind of evening people don’t just enjoy — they recommend to friends before they’ve even boarded the flight home.

The magic lies in the combination of live vocals, outrageous glamour, sparkling costumes and comedy that’s cheeky enough to make your cheeks ache from laughing, but never crude. Hosted by The Contessa Guapatini, the larger-than-life alter ego of professional entertainer Paul Burnham, every show has its own personality thanks to plenty of audience interaction and spontaneous moments that simply can’t be rehearsed.

The intimate venue means everyone enjoys a great view of the action, while table service lets guests settle in without missing a single punchline or perfectly timed high kick.

Whether it’s your first visit or your fifth, no two nights are exactly alike. Different audiences bring different laughs, different conversations and plenty of unexpected moments that keep even returning guests guessing.

Shows take place every Wednesday, Friday and Sunday, with doors opening at 8pm and the show beginning at 9pm. Running for approximately two hours and twenty minutes, performances are delivered entirely in English, with visitors of every nationality warmly welcomed.

If you’re looking for one holiday night with a little more glitter, a lot more laughter and enough fabulousness to power you through the rest of your stay, Guapatini’s Show Bar is ready to roll out the sequinned welcome mat.

Ticket prices: Adults €20, Children (14 and Under) €15, Residents €13.50 (save over 30% on normal show tickets. Must show ID on arrival. Max 4 tickets)
Doors Open 8pm (we advise getting there with time to spare), Show Starts 9pm, Performed in English
Address: Ground Floor Centro Atlántico, Avenida de las Playas, Puerto Del Carmen, Lanzarote (opposite BETTY BOOPS Karaoke)
Shows every Wednesday, Friday & Sunday
Only card payments accepted for booking & also at the bar

🎟️ Book Now – Shows fill up fast! Secure your spot: https://guapatini.com/