The Show That’s Topping the Lanzarote Charts

We’re talking, of course, about the one and only Guapatini’s Showbar in Puerto del Carmen, which has firmly cemented itself as the number one rated night out on the island.

Don’t just take our word for it. Take a peek at its TripAdvisor crown, polished weekly by a avalanche of five-star raves. Visitors can’t stop gushing about the “hilarious,” “professional,” and “unforgettable” night of pure entertainment. This isn’t a hidden gem; it’s the jewel in Puerto del Carmen’s evening entertainment crown, and tickets have a delightful habit of vanishing faster than a glass of cava on a hot night.

The genius behind the gown is the legendary Contessa Guapatini, a diva of mysterious origin and undeniable talent, brought to life by the stellar West End experience of Paul Burnham. But the night belongs to the Contessa herself, a whirlwind of comedy, powerhouse vocals, and costumes so fabulous they probably have their own fan club.

A quick note for your diary, darlings: even divas need a pedicure. Our sequin-slinging siren Guapatini will be locked in a gritty pumice showdown with her bunions from Feb 2-12, 2026. So, no twirls or tassels on Wed Feb 4, Fri Feb 6, Sun Feb 8, or Wed Feb 11 2026. Fear not, she returns sparklier than ever! And due to popular demand, she’s adding an extra show night on Saturdays from March 2026. Fabulous news!

Tickets: Adults €20, Children (14 and Under): €15, Residents €16.50 (save 15%. Must show ID on arrival. Max 4 tickets).
Opening Times: Doors Open 8pm, Show Starts 9pm. Performed in English.
Location: Ground Floor Centro Atlántico, Avenida Las Playas, Puerto Del Carmen (opposite BETTY BOOPS Karaoke).
Show Nights: Every Wednesday, Friday & Sunday. (New Saturday shows begin March 2026!).

🎟️ Book Now – Shows fill up fast! Secure your spot: https://guapatini.com/