You have heard the name, seen the glittering reviews, and now you are wondering what a night at Guapatini’s Showbar truly entails. Darling, it is so much more than a show; it is an experience from the moment you walk in.
Doors open at 8:00 PM, giving you plenty of time to grab a seat, settle in with a delicious drink from the bar, and feel the buzz build. Then, at 9:00 PM sharp, the lights dim and Lanzarote’s ultimate diva, the Contessa Guapatini, takes to the stage in a whirlwind of sequins, sky-high heels, and razor-sharp wit.
But here is the inside scoop: the magic is not confined to the stage. During the interval, the fabulous Contessa does not hide away. She pops out to mingle, chat, and engage with every single one of her guests. This is your chance to meet the star! And be warned, her cheeky audience participation is legendary; you might just find yourself part of the comedy.
The grand finale? A glittering photograph with the lady herself to prove you rubbed shoulders with royalty. It is this unique blend of world-class performance and personal treatment that has fuelled our meteoric rise on TripAdvisor (now in the Top 5 Things To Do in Lanzarote.) This is not just a night out; it is a story you will tell for years.
Guapatini x Missfits
And the fabulousness does not stop with the Contessa! Guapatini’s Showbar is also proud to host spectacular guest events, like the upcoming Missfits event on December 20th. Keep your eyes peeled for future collaborations and remember, our glittering venue is available for private hire, making any celebration truly unforgettable.
Practical Info:
- Show Days: Wednesdays, Fridays & Sundays
- Doors Open: 8:00 PM | Show Starts: 9:00 PM
- Tickets: Prices start at €15
- Location: Av. de las Playas, 24, Puerto del Carmen
🎟️ Book Now – Shows fill up fast! Secure your spot: https://guapatini.com/

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