Forget the Eruptions, the Real Fire is On Stage! Your Cheeky Guide to a Night at Guapatini’s Showbar

Buckle up, darling! We’re giving you a sneak peek into the most fabulous night in Puerto del Carmen. From table service to tiara-worthy tunes, here’s what to expect when you see the Contessa.

So, you’ve booked your tickets to see the legendary Contessa Guapatini. Excellent choice! But what exactly does a night at one of Lanzarote’s highest rated shows entail? Allow us to paint a picture (with very, very glittery paint).

8:00 pm – The Grand Entrance: You arrive at the intimate showbar in Puerto del Carmen. No fighting for a seat here, darling – you’re shown to your own table with service. Order a deliciously cool drink and soak up the anticipatory buzz.

9:00 pm – The Diva Descends: The lights dim. A hush falls. Then, a wave of energy, sequins, and pure charisma hits the stage. The Contessa has arrived! Prepare for a whirlwind of powerhouse live vocals that would make Shirley Bassey proud, comedy that’s cheeky but never crude, and costumes so fabulous they have their own postcode.

The Fun Part – You’re Part of the Show! This isn’t a passive experience. Guapatini’s wit is as quick as a costume change, and everyone is fair game (in the most loving way, of course). It’s like catching up with your wittiest, most glamorous friend who also happens to be a world-class entertainer.

The Finale: You’ll leave two hours later, clutching your sides from laughter, your ears ringing with show tunes, and your phone full of selfies with a star. It’s not just a night out; it’s the story you’ll tell for the rest of your holiday.

Don’t miss the glitz, glamour, and giggles! Bookings at www.guapatini.com.

With rave reviews pouring in, Guapatini’s is a must-visit in Puerto del Carmen. Whether you’re a first-timer or a returning fan, this is one night out you won’t want to miss.

📍 Where to Find the Fun: Centro Atlantico, Av. De las Playas, Local 37, Puerto del Carmen
🎟️ Book Now – Shows fill up fast! Secure your spot: https://guapatini.com/